Unionist Gifts

'The Wisconsin government broke a promise it made to labor.'

Workers' Rights

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"What these union chaps don't understand is that business is BUSINESS. The skills I've picked up will work perfectly well probation..."

Scab Union: Scabs of the world unite!

How to keep sharks at bay: UNION.

Critical moment in life: UNIONS.

Inert, Inanimate Objects.

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

"Don't you think 'Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains' will send the wrong signal to the financial community?"

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'We're pro-union here - a happy worker is a productive worker.'

'Of course, the tortoise won. He's UNION and the rabbit's not.'

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

"The government doesn't want to STOP you going on strike, we simply want to make it fair..."

"Our company went bankrupt because the boss couldn't afford the wages the union forced him to pay. But hey, if there were no unions us workers would like in poverty, right?"

Union Hotdog...no scabs or other filler.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"We need a union!'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

The wrecking crew!

Time Out For Teddy

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Kiss

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"