Universal Thinker Gifts

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

'Well, don't look at me!'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

Newton's cradle

Stephen Hawking

"Will all this light cause galactic warming?"

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

How life on Earth really got its start.

EU and India partnership.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System