Universal Unitarian Pillows

"Unitarian. You?"

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

We have a dream....

Newton's cradle

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

You are everywhere.

Workers' Rights

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'The union card does it every time.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

Solidarity with the family

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Church sign.

Stephen Hawking

Martin Luther King's Dream: UNITED States

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

Group hug.

World Peace Flower

'Well, don't look at me!'

A season for Santas

'I'd say this planet is uninhabited.'

String Theory Lab

Black Lives Matter: Peace, Justice, Love

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

Democracy

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

Palestinian Dove of Peace

"Don't you think 'Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains' will send the wrong signal to the financial community?"