Universal Equality Advocate Pillows

The First Black Man on the Moon

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Wal-Mart Ruling

Same Sex Marriages.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."