Advocate Of Equality Pillows

Politically correct monkeys

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Wal-Mart Ruling

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

Same Sex Marriages.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Black and White: Segregation,

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'