Universal Equality Advocate Gifts

The First Black Man on the Moon

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Glass Ceiling

Wal-Mart Ruling

Martin Luther King

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

All Hail the Matriarchy

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Same Sex Marriages.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."