Equality Activist Gifts

"We're not doing anything for Gay Pride this year. We're here, we're queer, we're used to it."

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

Same Sex Marriages.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

Human Rights for All

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Glass Ceiling

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

End of Affirmative Action