Social Equality Advocate Gifts

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

Justice Imbalance

Lady justice with a raised fist

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

"Your comments are interesting, but demographically you don't count."

'If we have equal protection under the law, how come only CRIMINALS go to jail?'

Female Impersonators Inc: 'We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'

'You want change? Vote for me. I'm not an incumbent! I'm not a male!'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

Same Sex Marriages.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."