Equality Advocate Gifts

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'

'I don't mind working for a woman. I do, however, hate being paid like one.'

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

Free us from the gender walls!

Pink sheep

"I don't know why we aren't retaining our female staff...I mean we do everything we can to make the little darlings feel they can be as good as the chaps."

'Sorry, but hiring only men allows me to avoid gender politics.'

'My thanks to Oliver for ensuring we meet this board's quota of women.'

Actually, this is just the beginning

"Damn long-winded Jefferson."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Race War

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Women's day equality.

Owl and the Pushy Cat

"Excellent application, would you like to come back when you're a man?"

Freedom of speech.

"I finally have a team that thinks like me."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"During this month that celebrates women and the contribution they have made to our history..."

Medical school discriminating against women.

School Choice Leaves Equality Behind

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

'To the back of the bus with you.'

"Why do you always get the biggest sign?"

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Black and White: Segregation,

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"What's the problem? Everyone is treated the same in the eyes of the law!"

"The hero of the game was a heroine."

Women's day - one of the chaps.