Inequality Advocate Gifts

Golden Parachutes

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

"We need a union!'

Same Sex Marriages.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Human Rights for All

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Statue of Female Executive

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Hypocrisy about poverty

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'