Advocate For Equality Gifts

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

"Sexual harassment? Just because I admired your word processing."

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Poor vs Rich

All social workers are equal, some just get paid a lot more than others.

"No, equal pay doesn't mean you'll be getting the same as me."

"And remember Miss Wilson, if you have any sexual harassment from anybody below director level, let me know."

Race discrimination

"I'm not discriminating against you Mr. Harris, merely pointing out that the job requires some heavy lifting and you are unfeasably tiny."

"It's all very well to argue the case for the unions but in the cold hard light of day I think it's fair to ask what have the unions ever done for us?"

'Old boy' tells black woman at interview: 'We fully embrace diversity here - we even have a chap who didn't go to Eton.'

'Does limited upward mobility count?'

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

"Hey Mr Immigrant, I bet you just came over here to take away my job."

"There's no class distinction up here"

'...and congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling.'

'Hmm...'

Socialist worker bee

Cleaner lifting the globe from a statue of Atlas.

"Before I know it, this will all be yours."

Discrimination.

Barack Obama.

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

'Religion is a big help whenever I have doubts about my homophobia.'

"No federal government's gonna tell me..."

"We respect your desire to dress as a woman in the workplace, O'Malley...Obviously this will be reflected with a thirty per cent reduction in your wages."

Rainbow-Colored Only

"In the interests of sexual equality, I demand to have a smear test!!"

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

'We're all terribly excited you are joining the club.'

"There's a lot about HIS story, but what about HER story?"

Great man statue

"Cindy is it? Be a love and make us a cup of coffee and some sandwiches, would you?"