Unique Perspective Lover Gifts

Conjoined twins at the supermarket

"I gotta be me!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"Welcome."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Flower tribute

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Perspective Repair

"Why?"

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'This should come out just right.'

Look...a friendly face.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Fred gets a new perspective.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

"People aren't real."

A man tightrope walks on the horizon line.

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."