Vantage Point Lover Gifts

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Welcome."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Look a huge bird!'

The Critic...

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Opposing viewpoint.

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

Entering New York City. An urban myth

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

"But seriously … you, in the blue, laugh harder."

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

"People aren't real."