Alternative Perspective Lover Gifts

"People aren't real."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Welcome."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

Punk Entomologists.

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'I want to be a role model.'

Fred gets a new perspective.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

A man tightrope walks on the horizon line.

"Really? I didn't know you could house train them"