Unique Perspectives Gifts

"Why?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Welcome."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How the hell are you?"

Opposing viewpoint.

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

Look...a friendly face.

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

Fred gets a new perspective.

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"People aren't real."

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

The way dogs see it

"No opinion, eh? Well, I'll put you down as 'lair.'"

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

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