Unique Perspectives Gifts

"Why?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Welcome."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"How the hell are you?"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Opposing viewpoint.

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

Look...a friendly face.

Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"My parents sent me- I don't like Harry Potter."

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

Fred gets a new perspective.

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

"People aren't real."

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

His urn is half-full. The eternal optimist.

The way dogs see it

"No opinion, eh? Well, I'll put you down as 'lair.'"