Unique Stories Gifts

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

A Hole in the Dike

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Things are looking up!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.