Union Relations Gifts

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

The Hockey World

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Wildcats Strike.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.