Union Relations Mugs

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Wildcats Strike.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."