Unhappy Partner's Support Club Gifts

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Tree Passion

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Cupid

You made me love you.

Desert Island Romance

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Snake Eyes

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"It could never work between us."

Remarkably Richmond

Musician

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Company Ink.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

A whale holding a boombox over its head