Unhappy Partner's Support Club Gifts

Insert Bad Life Here

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Tree Passion

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Cupid

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Musician

You made me love you.

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"It could never work between us."

Snake Eyes

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Remarkably Richmond

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Company Ink.