Neglected Partner's Club Gifts

Cricket wife's revenge 9

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Drinking Companions

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Late again.

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"You'll make a good first wife."

Insert Bad Life Here

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

"Do you realise, Bernard, that in sixty-five years you've never once called me babe?"

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'

the ventriloquist