Unexpected Rivalries Gifts

"I thought chess club would be less violent."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tension filled the tent.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Used to it.

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"