Unexpected Rivalries Mugs

"I thought chess club would be less violent."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tension filled the tent.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Used to it.

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'