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"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Fire door.

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Bull with gun

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

Violinist Murdered with his Bow

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Don't look at me. I thought you locked it.'

Hippo on helipad.

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

Magician's trick

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

'Your starter, sir.'