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Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Bull with gun

'I found the termites!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Fire door.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'

Football Boomerang.

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'The DNA proves you were unjustly convicted, and, in fact, you're the Grand Duke of Luxembourg.'

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"