Unexpected Plot Twist Fan Mugs

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Bull with gun

'I found the termites!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Fire door.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

Football Boomerang.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Mystery egg.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

'The DNA proves you were unjustly convicted, and, in fact, you're the Grand Duke of Luxembourg.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.