Surprise Plot Twist Fan Mugs

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Fire door.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

'He's been shot!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'

Bull with gun

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'The DNA proves you were unjustly convicted, and, in fact, you're the Grand Duke of Luxembourg.'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.