Surprise Plot Twist Fan Mugs

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'I found the termites!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Fire door.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'

Bull with gun

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

PINATA SURPRISE!

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.