Unexpected Plot Twists Fan Gifts

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Fire door.

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Bull with gun

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

The unexpected end of the journey.

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

'Don't look at me. I thought you locked it.'

Violinist Murdered with his Bow

Hippo on helipad.

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

'Your starter, sir.'

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Magician's trick