Unexpected Tale Fan Gifts

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Bull with gun

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

Hippo on helipad.

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"You thought I melted, didn't you Timmy?"