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"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

Baby Mozart.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Musical Pondering.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

"Are we aging in place?"

It's my golf night out with the boys!

'The Paginator.'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

'It all started when I gave her a ball of yarn to play with.'

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'International knitting: 100m final.'

"He initially resolved to be less of a pushover, but then we decided to take up knitting."

Knitting an anchor

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

"Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen. . . He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"

Knitting pretty

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

How's the sweater coming along?