Wannabe Knitter T-Shirts

"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Brad Pitt.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

My First Boat

Cross-country knitting.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'How to speak Woman.'

Pandemic Orphans

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"It's my white whale."

Watch out for number one.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Wooly mammoth

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

The Truth About Mermaids

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'You just continue to grow.'

Widow with 'Regime sweet regime change' sampler.