Wannabe Knitter Pillows

"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

My First Boat

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

Stitch one, pearl one...

'How to speak Woman.'

Watch out for number one.

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Wooly mammoth

Pandemic Orphans

"It's my white whale."

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

The Truth About Mermaids

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'You just continue to grow.'

Beware of Old Lady Rolling Up Yarn