Unexpected Joke Lovers Pillows

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'They want your underwear.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

The Rural Bidet...

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

History of Cartooning.

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Sick polar bear humour...

Prosthetic snake.

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."