Unexpected Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'This credit card company called...'

"It's just that when your ad read 'Call Rosie for a 'fun time' I thought..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Prosthetic snake.

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'