Unexpected Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'This credit card company called...'

"It's just that when your ad read 'Call Rosie for a 'fun time' I thought..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Prosthetic snake.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.