Unexpected Humor Lover Pillows

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'Now that's something you don't see every day!'

Aa falconer looses his arm to his peregrine falcon.

'Philosophize!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Look! No hands!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Apple Pie Abduction

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"You are still here."

The Hammer

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Anti-inflammation recipes

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Where Are They Now?'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Healthy Eating Casualties

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

New anti-obesity cookbook.

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."