Unemployment Explorer Gifts

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"He's having a hard time finding work."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Between Offices

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Planned service changes

US dollar rising and falling.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"