Unemployment Explorer Pillows

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Russia Money Laundering

Between Offices

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

US dollar rising and falling.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Planned service changes

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"