Unemployment Challengers Gifts

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

New Memer/Incumbent

Bee Chess

Social security.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Will work for question marks.

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

Trouble

'I've set a new default retirement age.'

"The plumber is here."

"I think next year things will really be different."

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"I've been at home in a fired capacity."

'This is called waiting by the phone for months.'

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

Job Centre closed sign.

'Are you actively seeking job rejection letters?'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

'Congratulations graduates. We are here to help with your resume preparation and unemployment insurance applications.'

"Today's man lesson is 'The Art of Promising'."

Vertical evolution.

'You were fired after 25 years of hard and reliable work? Wow... I bet now you know how it feels to be treated like a dog!'

'I got a job honey. I was hired by a guy I met on the unemployment line, to distribute his resumes along with my own, when I go for job interviews.'