Underwater Conversationalists Pillows

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Silent type, eh?'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"No, I don't recycle."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"I'll have my people call your people."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

'Hey! Not fair!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Deepwater Fish

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'