Underground Literature T-Shirts

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'It's been taken care of.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Speleologist

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'