Underground Music T-Shirts

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'It's been taken care of.'

Speleologist

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'I don't like this. . .'

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'