Underground Music Pillows

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'It's been taken care of.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Speleologist

Yo, Twitchy

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'I don't like this. . .'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."