Underground Music Fan Pillows

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Musical Fight

Mick Jagger at 95.

Undercover Agent

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

'It's been taken care of.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"That's very deep house."

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

Buskers' placard reads: 'Please give generously (or I play 'Angels' again)'.

'Let's wail!'

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Flower Seller.

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

"I wonder if Eminem would like to come and have a go at our neighbours..."

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

"I miss complaining about the subway."

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”