Underground Culture Pillows

'It's been taken care of.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Punkins

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

The Ignored Busker

Banksy

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

Auld Gang Sign

Homing Beatnik

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

"Two for Joy."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Cool bling bro!"

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Cybervegan Caf

"Stop smiling. You're downtown."

"Is that a piano?"

'There out to be a law against it!'