Underground Scene Lover Pillows

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'It's been taken care of.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Speleologist

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Magritte realising he's going bald.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?