Underground Scene Lover Pillows

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'It's been taken care of.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

Magritte realising he's going bald.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Speleologist