Underground Literature Gifts

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Homing Beatnik

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'It's been taken care of.'

Speleologist

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

Moles examine settlement development project.