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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Super hero dog.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."