Underground Comedy Aficionado Gifts

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Gilmore Slugs

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Chugger

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty speaking?"

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

Sworn Anenome

Shooting Cupid.

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.

"Don't pretend to shoot me, I'll pretend to give you my wallet!"

'Take no notice of Nigel, he just finds alternative comedy incredibly amusing!'

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'I think we're being stalked.'

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

"I miss complaining about the subway."

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

"Education secretary Betsy Devos who's family's fortune is derived from 'Amway'..."

"Pass me one of them, love."

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

Badabing-Boom.

"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."