Underground Comedy Aficionado Mugs

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Chugger

Gilmore Slugs

"Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty speaking?"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

'Take no notice of Nigel, he just finds alternative comedy incredibly amusing!'

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Sworn Anenome

Flower Seller.

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

"Don't pretend to shoot me, I'll pretend to give you my wallet!"

Shooting Cupid.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'I think we're being stalked.'

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

"I miss complaining about the subway."

"Education secretary Betsy Devos who's family's fortune is derived from 'Amway'..."

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

"Pass me one of them, love."

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

Badabing-Boom.