Underground Agitator Gifts

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Must be one of those underground bands.

Speleologist

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'I don't like this. . .'

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

The end of the world is nigh.

Moles examine settlement development project.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'