Underground Agitator Gifts

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Homing Beatnik

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Subway Library

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Yo, Twitchy

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Speleologist

'I don't like this. . .'

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

The end of the world is nigh.

Moles examine settlement development project.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'