Beach Agitator Gifts

I hate the beach.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sunbathers.

Bench Press Accident

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Segregated Beach

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Trucker's tan.

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Rooster practices for sunrise

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

Desert Island Gossipping

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Sunbloc 1000

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Karate Yid

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

The Fantasies

Complicated

Peeled beach